Ok, are you ready for this one... My back was really hurting me today at mom's. I ask her for the heating pad and she placed it on my lower back and butt. When she did this she noticed that I had stretch marks on my butt. She started laughing at me and told me I missed an area!!! I thought she was just being mean and asked her to stop because I wasn’t feeling well!!!!!
OK - It's 3 hours later and I am feeling better. Mom ask me if I was now ready to look at my butt. Low and behold - I HAVE STRETCH MARKS ON MY BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Both checks!!!!!!!Oh my god!!!!! Jeremy is in deep trouble! I didn't know you could get them there and I haven’t been putting lotion on my rear......Picture to follow: